All I want to do is drink beer for breakfast
All I want to eat is them BBQ chips
All I want is someone just to try to protect us
You can try but you'd never want to try to defend us

Hey, well I'm broke
But I'm gonna pay for some rum

All I want to do is stand in this lie
All I want to pick is your nose honey, hi
Sweet little corner, know you gotta be... aha!
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Honey, well I'm broke
But I'm gonna pay from some rum

Honey, where I'm from
Halle-fuckin-lujah
Where I'm from...

Baby boy's fine...
Baby boy's drunk...
Baby boy's a ... bah bah bah

All I want to do is drink beer for breakfast