Got an old Smiths record,
And I put it on endlessly
To mourn a lethal fascination
Of a girl named Valerie

She's got a Triple-X rating,
And maybe someday she'd have married me
But she was born to keep me waiting
Her name was Valerie

With a little more time I was thinking
We could've worked my hooks into you

Over a recent complication
I came to find that she tired of me
She wrote the book of revelations
Her name was Valerie

With a little more time I was thinking
We could've worked my life around you

With a little more time...

Her name was Valerie..valerie (x4)