Mom won't dance
Well, nobody asked her.
Frogs in pants!
And cheese steak disaster!

Rained so hard
Stepped in a poodle!
Fifty lashes with a wet noodle.
Noodles hurt cruel-er!

Chili today, hot tamale,
Chili today, hot tamale,
Chili today, hot tamale.

Rock that boat!
And don't rock the harbor.
Shave that goat!
And don't shave the barber.

Don't go make
Moles into mountains.
Number's up but nobody's countin'.
Ein, zvei, drei! Oh, me!

Take that dress
Off of your dolly.
Put it on
My hot tamale.
Now you've got
Dolly tamale.

Chili today, hot tamale,
Chili today, hot tamale,
Chili today, hot tamale,
Fu Manchu!