Zorak:
I'm going down to the river
Honey that's where I'll be
Gonna hold my nose and jump right in
Cause you don't care about me
Take me to the river, where the water's dark and deep
I'll be down where the fishes sleep
Cause you don't care about me
You don't care about me, you don't care about me
Going to the river to take a dip
Cause baby, you just don't give a flip

I changed my mind about the river
I ain't a gonna jump right in
Gonna go out tonight where the lights are bright
And find a new bugfriend
And...we'll go down to the river
And you know I'll jump for joy
When she looks at me with those great big eyes and says
"Zorak, you're my boy."