(Brak, spoken)
I'm Brak and this is my show
Let's start it off with the Brak-tonic
And the Brakettes!

Stomp your hands
Clap your feet
Break it down
That entire beat

I know this song is a really cool song, hey
A song I just can't wait to sing, hey
I'm not sure if it's a song, hey
But I'm singing it now, so maybe it is, hey

Here's a part with a lot of drums
Add some saxophone
And WALLY GATOR!

Here's a part I just made up
Old MacDonald had a farm
It's all been done before

(Zorak)
This isn't a song, you idiot, hey!

(Brak)
Then why are you singin' it, Zorak?

(Zorak)
I just can't control myself, hey!

(Brak)
Maybe 'cause it's a really cool song!

(both)
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Garbanzo!