I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
I'm gonna kick him in the balls
Cut them off and shove them down his throat
I'm gonna kill that fat ass elf
I'm gonna send him straight to hell
I don't care, he can fuck a goat
Santa gonna be decapitated in his workshop while he's masturbating

All the little kids on Santa Claus lane gonna see his
head impaled on a candy cane
Making my list and checkin' it twice and I don't give
a shit if he's naughty or nice
Comin' at Santa with a chainsaw,
kick down the door and cut his fucking head off
Santa Claus gonna be dead
Cuz I'm gonna cut off his head
Gonna make Santa bleed
Gonna kill Santa Claus on Christmas eve