Jack my friend, oh, he's a busy man

Trying to hustle an easy buck instead of a good man's dollar

Oh, Jack my buddy, he's so goddamn full of money

Workin' for a funny company for his father



He got a black satin shirt, best you could buy

A big fat straw hat to match his white tie

And a shiny thirty-eight that'll look you straight in your eye



Jack miraculous, he was a sure spectaculous

The Son of a New York Gun

Look out, Jack, look out, Jack

Oh, come on, Jack

Oh, come on, Jack

Oh, come on, Jack



He got a black satin shirt, best you could buy

And a big fat straw hat to match his white tie

And a big twenty-two that'll make you do what he want



Jack miraculous, he was a sure spectaculous

The Son of a New York Gun

Come on, Jack

And look out, Jack



Oh, Jack miraculous

The Son of a New York Gun

Look out, Jack