His name is Noel
I have a dream about him
He rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
And oh how he rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Oooh

His girlfriend's a bitch
She brings a gun to school
And she'd simply kick
My ass if she knew the truth
She lives on my block
And drives an I-ROC
And she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Oooh

Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'
Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'

Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
He's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does he know who I am
And why does he give a damn about me

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you
Ooooh

Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'
Oh yeah dirtbag, no - he doesn't know what he's missin'
Yeah, yeah