There's a brand new dance, but I don't know its name
The people from bad homes do again and again
It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don't do it here

Fashion! Turn to the left!
Fashion! Turn to the right!
Ooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep beep
Beep beep

Listen to me (don't listen to me)
Talk to me (don't talk to me)
Dance with me (don't dance with me), no
Beep beep

There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear
Ooh, bop
The people from good homes are talking this year
Ooh, bop, fashion
It's loud and it's tasteless and I've heard it before
Ooh, bop
You shout it while you're dancing on the whole dance floor
Ooh bop, fashion

Fashion! Turn to the left!
Fashion! Right!
Fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep beep

Listen to me (don't listen to me)
Talk to me (don't talk to me)
Dance with me (don't dance with me), no
Beep beep

Ooh, bop, do do do do do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
Ooh, bop, do do do do do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
La-la la la la la la-la
Ooh, bop, do do do do do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
Oh yeah, fashion