How do you do I,
See you've met my,
Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a girl, by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania

Let me show you around
play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Well you got caught with a flat, well how bout that
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night

Or maybe a bite


I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my . . . tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania

So- come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici . . . pation

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom