You look so pretty in all the magazines
The air brushes perfect if you know what I mean
Your videos are awesome and you sing so good too
At least that's what it sounds like when they process you
Your boyfriend, he's so hot
At least he was last week
You both looked so damn perfect
Until they let you speak
And then all of us find out what we didnt need to know
That you're really fucking stupid on your real life tv show

You're the queen of pop
And you'll never stop
Doing what you can to get your fans
And stay on top
You're the queen of pop
And you're so damn hot
Everything you do will make the news
So don't get caught

I'm sure you're still a virgin
Cuz the guys you date are gay
And you didn't get no implants
Your tits just grew that way
You're showing off your body
Cuz you're not a girl no more
You get married and divorced
On the same day, how mature
CD sales are dropping
And downloads don't look great
So make another movie
At least we'll get a laugh that way
Girl, you just keep goin'
And no one seems to mind
You don't sing at your shows
So, bitch, hit me one more time

You're the queen of pop
And you'll never stop
Doing what you can to get your fans
And stay on top
You're the queen of pop
And you're so damn hot
Everything you do will make the news
So don't get caught

You're the queen of pop
And you'll never stop
Doing what you can to get your fans
And stay on top
You're the queen of pop
And you're so damn hot
Everything you do will make the news
So don't get caught

Someday you'll be a "has been"
With a brother in the news
Who plays with little boys in ways nobody should
But I'm sure you'll be remembered as one of the best
So before you drop your record
Be sure to bare your chest
Back to the slutty school girl
Who acts so innocent
Everytime I turn around
She fucks it up again
So when the lights are on
The camera's zooming in
Be careful who you kiss
We all know where she's been

You're the queen of pop
And you'll never stop
Doing what you can to get your fans
And stay on top
You're the queen of pop
And you're so damn hot
Everything you do will make the news
So don't get caught

You're the queen of pop
And you'll never stop
Doing what you can to get your fans
And stay on top
You're the queen of pop
And you're so damn hot
Everything you do will make the news
So don't get caught

You're the queen of pop
And you'll never stop
Doing what you can to get your fans
And stay on top
You're the queen of pop
And you're so damn hot
Everything you do will make the news
So don't get caught

You're the queen of pop
And you'll never stop
Doing what you can to get your fans
And stay on top
You're the queen of pop
And you're so damn hot
Everything you do will make the news
So don't get caught