A Valentine's Day party,
I didn't think you'd show.
You don't like making entrances alone;
you've got a new friend...likes to go to movies,
likes to drink red wine.
Sounds familiar, better hold on tight
- a film school drunk can be so hard to find.

You've got a new friend,
and the two of you don't ever seem to part...
now I'm the odd man gone.
You've got a new friend,
and your mom's got you convinced that he's the one -
he's all you need, so forget me -
marry him at once.
But if you ever change your mind...
I could still buy that box of wine.
I still have your copy of Harold and Maude.
But you've got a new friend.