Johnny, Johnny, Yes I know Johnny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants... biggity-pants
Poopants, poopants
Poopoopants, poopoopants
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopants... poopoopants
Biggity-pants... biggity-pants
Johnny pants, poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
(what, what, what, what?)
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny
Poopoopants

(Why did I want to be like Johnny poopoopants?)
Because he has a good bod, and is good at things.
(And why all the ladies want to do the touch with him?)
Because he has a tow hundered foot slimjim
(Uh what?)

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopants... poopants
Poopoopants... poopoopants
Jonny pants, poopants
Poopoo, poopoo, poopoopants
Johnny, Johnny, Jiggidy Jiggidy Jiggidy Johnny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopants... poopants
Poopoo, poopoo, poopoopants
Johnny pants, poopants
Poopoo, poopoopants
Johnny, Johnny, Jiggidy Jiggidy Jiggidy Johnny
Poopoopants

Oh, shaith
The go-tham remix
Doopid baitch
Listen

Poopoo in the pants
And poopoo in the pants
(Say what?)
Poopoo in the pants
Piggidy poopoo in the pants
(Shiggidy what?)

Johnny likes to sing and dance
Johnny likes to poopoo pants
Johnny likes to sing and dance
Johnny likes to poopoo pants

Poopoo in the pants
And poopoo in the pants
(Say what?)
Poopoo in the pants
And poopoo in the pants

Johnny likes to go to France
Johnny likes to eat the ants
Johnny likes to go to France
Johnny likes to poopoopants