I'm like black licorice,
a little twisted and a little bitter
I'm a loser but I ain't no quitter
I just change my mind
You're more like strawberry
which isn't like strawberry at all
you're kinda sweet, and artificial
the more popular choice
screw you and your good attitude
I think I'll stick with being rude
It's hard to admit, it's hard to admit
sometimes I wish I was more like you
I'm addicted to pain, and it's hard to quit
sometimes I wish I was more like you

You're more like a dog, and I'm more like a cat
You're ready to play, I'm ready to nap
You're ready to give, I'm ready to take
You call it nice, I call it fake
screw you and your good attitude
I think I'll stick with being rude
[It's hard to admit, it's hard to admit
sometimes I wish I was more like you
I'm addicted to pain, and it's hard to quit
sometimes I wish I was more like you
You're perfectly healthy in body and mind
You've got the answers that are so hard to find
It's hard to admit, it's hard to admit
Sometimes I wish I was more like you]x2