The sun shone bright that morning
And my crutches they felt so strong
That I took off in a half-run to the club where I belonged

I hobbled up the doorway
And inserted my membership key
But when the door didn't open it was clear they changed
their minds about me

Freak! freak!
They shouted from their second story windows
Freak! freak!
Shouts from the basement below
The answer was 'no'

So I pooled all my assets
And committed a crime or two
Till I had enough money to pay for supplies and a crew

The boys they built me a palace
And when the job was through
I gave a little party but noone showed but you know who

Freak! freak!
They shouted from their second story windows
Freak! freak!
Shouts from the basement below
The answer was 'no'

Freak! freak!
They shouted from their second story windows
Freak! freak!
Shouts from the sewer below
The answer was 'no'

F r e a k!
F r e a k!
F r e a k!
F r e a k!