Hey yeah!

Well, 5:30 PM rolls around
There's a little ol' joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my ear
The next thing you know, the bartenders pouring
Shots are flowing, got me stoned and
All I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soakin' up the moment

[chorus]
I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell, I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
I guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
Guess I had it coming, I deserved it too

[chorus]
Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
I don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when your all jacked up

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my god, it's two o'clock
I can't find my keys and my truck is locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk, got a good show

[chorus]
All jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when your all jacked up, jacked up!

Wooo oooh!!
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bars
Hell, I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When your all jacked up!
All jacked up [3x]

Yeah, yeah yeah...