Well I'm an eight-ball shootin'
Double-fisted drinking, son of a gun
I wear my jeans a little tight
Just to watch the little boys come undone
I'm here for the beer and the ball-busting band
Gonna get a little crazy, just because I can

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You know I'm here for the party
And I ain't leaving till they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun, gonna get me some
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party

I may not be a ten, but the boys say I clean up good
And if I gave 'em half a chance
For some rowdy romance, you know they would
I've been waiting all week just to have a good time
So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines

[chorus]

Don't want no purple, hooter-shooter
Just some Jack on the rocks
Don't mind me if I start that trashy talk

[chorus 2x]