Everybody wants to be my friend.
Taking money I'll never lend.
Everybody keeps on comin' 'round.
My new friends springin' right outta the ground.

Everybody wants to wear my clothes.
Do what I do and know what know.
Everybody wants hair like mine.
Go where I go all the time.

Everybody's gotta have a friend.
Me, I've got one hundred and ten.
Of all the friends that can understand.
I can count them on one hand.

Everybody wants to wear my clothes.
Do what I do and know what know.
Everybody wants hair like mine.
Go where I go all the time.

Everybody wants to be my friend.
Everybody wants to be my friend.
Everybody wants to be my friend.

Everybody wants to wear my clothes.
Do what I do and know what know.
Everybody wants hair like mine.
Go where I go all the time.

Everybody wants to be my friend.
Everybody wants to be my friend.
Everybody wants to be my friend.