I wake up with scruffy hair
And I like to skip the shower
I eat my Kellogg frosted flakes
And myspace for an hour

When its time for work I slack
Cause I really hate that place
My boss just likes to piss me off
And get up in my face

When I come home all I want to do
Is rest and take a drag
But my wife's home too so all I can do
Is listen to her nag

Its time for bed but I'm playing games
Because I'm really not that tired
Who the hell's calling me this late
It's my boss; **** I've been fired

Now I have nothing to do
But screw with Fruity Loops all day
I'll rap about my 45 glock
And my thuggish ruggish ways

Thanks to Anna