I've been up to no good,
I've been dissed in the hood,
I've been locked in the Rock City, Notts,
I've got Stars In My Eyes,
I've told thousands of lies,
When arrested at Cowes robbing Yaughts,

Yesterday Matthew I was a Factory completist,
But tonight Matthew I'm gonna be with Jesus,
You come on like a dream, Julian Bream, lips like David Vine,
When a sneeze doesn't come,
I look up to the sun, and I praise him for making it shine,
Yesterday Matthew I was a Factory completist,
But tonight Matthew I'm gonna be with Jesus, be with Jesus,

...I walk a country mile,
Just to taunt your Koi carp,
it brought me out of my sloth,
On an easy par four,
within earshot of your,
Revolutionary fold-away drums,
for sure like I say,
"at the end of the day",
We'll take each armageddon as it comes,

Yesterday Matthew I was a Factory completist,
But tonight Matthew I'm gonna be with Jesus,
Yesterday Matthew I was a Factory completist,
But tonight Matthew I'm gonna be with Jesus,
I'm gonna be with Jesus, I'm gonna be with Jesus,