She takes her hair down slowly
In the New York City lights
You know there's something you need from her
and it's going to start tonight
(she's a work of art, all right)

She's pretty (like a)
shampoo commercial
I said ah
She's pretty (like a)
a shampoo commercial

A night with you girl
Is like a shampoo commercial

(note: the following is to be sung in a yearning and desperate manner)

Breaking down my Daily Defenses
I've got to get in her Pantenes
Let's see you rock your Head and Shoulders
She's giving me Paul Mitchell Instant Moisture
Like a cloud, bursting White Rain
Oh! She's Perty (pretty)
She's a Plus.
Shampoo Commercial

(rap)

I love it when you shake it in slo mo
You ain't no fro ho
You got the kinda style yo
That make a bro go
"whoa"
Now take it Nice & Easy
Let's see you blow it dry
Make sure you rinse out all the soap
Leave a tip in the envelope

(spoken, fade out)

Don't leave me Selsun Blue.
No More Tears, baby.
Welcome to the Style High Club.
She's so pretty
Let's form a sybaritical action committee
You're pretty (like a)
Shampoo Commercial