You think this band, on my left hand

don't really mean anything to me

You think you're here just to be convenient,

and you're just around to please me.

You think you're plain, and that is so strange

'cause everyone else can sure see, that you

are truly beautiful, and you mean everything

to me.

(Chorus 1)

and all jokes aside - I want you by my side

for the rest of my life - always be my Bride

No, I ain't kiddin' around - 'til they put

me in the ground

I'll love you for all time - all jokes aside

(walk up)

Now I know that I'm not the perfect husband,

but I've done the best that I can.

Honey if that is not good enough, don't worry

'cause I'll understand.

and for everytime that I've ever hurt you,

I'll probably answer to the Man.

and my heart's full of pride, 'cause I'm

serious tonight; I just wanna keep this ring

on my hand.

(Chorus 2)

and all jokes aside - I want you by my side.

for the rest of my life - always be my Bride.

No, I ain't kiddin' around - 'til they put

me in the ground; I'll love you for all time,

and I'm serious tonight - all jokes aside.