A is for apricot, B is for blossom
C is for cantaloupe, D is for doggone awesome
E is extremely blessed and endowed
F is for fabulous. That's what this song's all about

Big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown

I had to get some new tags my plates had done run out
I had to get some new tags my plates had done run out
And the tax assessor certainly left no doubt

That the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Baba boom baba boom make you go downtown

I met this meter maid Nadine, didn't carry no gun around'
But she was packin' some 38's
Make any man get right down on the ground

Now big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
The stops of the courthouse
Make you want to get a ticket, go downtown

I went downtown after work
The joint called the Hot House
They had some big top women there, whoa, Nadine came out
I said girl you sure look fine with your uniform gone
She had hundred dollar bills stuck in her thong
Well big top women sure got it goin' on

A is for apricot, B is for blossom
C is for cantaloupe, D is for doggone awesome
E is extremely blessed and endowed
F will make you jump up and shout

The big top women sure got it goin' on