Chorus:
Well it don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized
And you do a better show there if you're high and pressurized
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized

Now I used to ride in buses and I hated every mile
Cause travelin' in a Greyhound ain't ridin' in style
Cause the damn thing's always broke down and the tires'll go flat
I've always been against bussin' cause bussin' ain't where it's at

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Now I used to invite ladies for a grand tour of the bus
But I look down the hallway and there'd be 15 more of us
That's just one of the problems with a hillbilly bus
But I'm a sophisticated singer now and a member of the mile high club

Chorus:

Well it don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized
And you do a better show there if you're high and pressurized
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized

Chorus