When I was a boy in school
Learning the Golden Rule
I had a crush on my teacher
She was a beautiful creature

When I look at kids today
I think of how we used to play
She taught all of boys and girls
This little song about the real real world
She said now class

It it will it will, and if it won't it won't
If it does it does, yeah if it don't don't
Some days are good, some bad you know
That's the way it goes

Give the wheel of life a spin, see where it lands
Let your spirit fly free, enjoy yourself while you can
Don't be in a hurry and don't ever make plans

Cause if it will it will, and if it won't it won't
If it does it does, hey if it don't it don't
Life is not always so smooth
And Murphy's Law is gonna rule

You the river's gonna flow wherever it wants to go
And if the rain wants to fall, you can't stop it at all
No one has ever had control over this world don't you know

Cause if it will it will, and if it won't it won't
(if it will it will, if it won't it won't)
If it does it does, and if it don't it don't
(if it does it does, and if it don't it don't)
Life is not always so smooth
And Murphy's Law is gonna rule

Cause if it will it will, and if it won't it won't
(if it will it will, if it won't it won't)
If it does it does, and if it don't it don't
(if it does it does, and if it don't it don't)
No one has ever had control over this world don't you know
Ain't it so

(if it will it will, if it won't it won't)
(if it does it does, if it don't it don't)