Fast, fast, fingers are typing

A paycheck with the lies you抮e writing

Character assignations

And the condemnation is flying

On last years favorite list

Turned your back without a gist

This fabrication of compassion

Won抰 ever be missed

Now it抯 time to Jolt the press

And we won抰 settle for anything less

A rebuke in love to bring out the truth

'cause you抮e no better than me and I抦 no better than you

Jolt the press (x2)

Do you think you are doing us a favor

'cause we aren抰 your special flavor

I抎 rather you say it to my face

Shake hands and let there be grace

But you stand on being a critic

I don抰 have to buy it to hear it

So we抮e gonna have fun before the press gets in

Now it抯 your turn to read it

Do you see what you are saying (x2)

When you talk about me