She owns a shotgun and a fourty-four

And a five-pound chihuahua named El Salvador

She likes to lie under the stars at night

And watch the sky as the plains pass by

You know that skirt's so short your eyes could bleed

Yes, she acts like she's a royal queen of modesty

She'll keep you guessing 'cause her eyes deceive

When you think you got it made

She's got the aces up her sleeve

She's so lovely

And she lets you believe what you want to believe

When she loves me

All you know she can do no wrong

You know she wants to buy a limousine

So she can always look important everytime she's seen

She's got a smile that you can't believe

And the junk in her trunk! It'll bring you to your knees

She's so lovely

And she lets you believe what you want to believe

When she loves me

All you know she can do no wrong

Oh no, she can do no wrong

Say, you know she can do no wrong

When she loves me

When she goes out with the girls at night

She won't be back until the dawn of the morning light

She quit her job at the sales and loan

Now she's working for the nation

Got a job in immigration

She's so lovely

And she lets you believe what you want to believe

When she loves me

All you know she can do no wrong

Oh no, she can do no wrong

Say, you know she can do no wrong

When she loves me