Dear mom, I'm sorry for all those crazy things I did.
I'm sorry, I was just a kid.
Like the time I put holes in your wall with my ninja
stars. Or the time I feel asleep and took the bumper
off your car. Dear mom, I'm sorry for all the things
I'm doing now. 7 years in college and I'm still not
out. Not a doctor or a lawyer,
in a crappy punk band. 25 years old and still more
of a kid than a man. I'm sorry for being a bum wastin'
time dreaming. I wish I had success for you.
So I could buy you a house on the hill.
You could play bingo and just chill. I wish I had success of you.