It's not I who sought the novice

It's the novice who sought me

The cook went blind, drank too much

And fed his guest on angeldust

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If my heads been through a windscreen

Why are all the eyeballs green?

Take me round the roundabout slow down

Don't stop, oh bail out, pull over

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It was not I who bit Sheriff

It was the sheriff who bit me

Cut me open and stitched me up

Be my lamb chops, buttercup

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What's a crucifixion?

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I was bitten by a horse

And now I'm moving for divorce

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It took more than one man

To change my name to Shanghai Lily

Cook went blind,drank too much

And fed his guest on angeldust

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What's a cluckin' chicken?

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