One day he was admiring his reflection

In his favorite mirror when he realized all too clearly

What a freakin' old beasty man he was

Who is? You is, you is now, son

I took to hiding, I took to hiding

I took to hiding, hiding strange things

I took to dribbling, we took to dribbling down my front

I starting running, I starting running on the spot

Picture, picture, now I'm gonna eat your

Picture, picture, now I'm gonna eat ya

We're all food, your cake

We're all the food, your weirdos' cream

Quick, quick, fast, fast, quick, quick, fast, fast

I took to dribbling, I took to dribbling down my front

You took to hiding, you took to hiding strange things

One day she was touching her reflection

In her favorite mirror when she realized all too clearly

What a freakin' old weirdo she was

Who was? She was, she is

Fast, fast, quick, quick, quick, quick, fast, fast

She took to hiding, she took to hiding strange things

I took to dribbling, I took to dribbling down my front