They tried to conquer the world with guns

Like a horde of Huns that had to be removed

We used a secret weapon, we did it with a groove

They tried to conquer the world with administration

And make one nation but then they had to move

We made us a home built on a groove

They tried to conquer the world with kindness

And blind open mindedness like they had something to prove

They're on their own, Amen, we got the groove

They tried to conquer the world and call it art

So did Bonaparte now he hangs in the Louvre

It's not a museum piece this is the groove