(Hoe-de-Hoe) Big Toe Blues 2/4 Time
Where I'm livin' now there ain't no phones
and no T.V. or moans and groans
And I don't pay rent on a closet full of bones
But there's sure a lot of piece of mind.

I don't bother no one and no one bothers me
and there ain't no locks so I dont need a key
And in the daylight hours it's easy to see
But when night falls I go blind.

I don't own a dog so I don't need a fence
and when the fog sets in, it gets pretty dense
and if your startin' to wonder if Im makin' any sense
Pay attention or you'll get behind.

Now there aint no roof and there aren't any doors
and there arent any windows and there arent any floors
and there arent any dressers so there arent any drawers

and my address is hard to find.

Cause Im a backwoods bugger in the prime of my life
I never been married so I ain't got a wife
I just stumble thru the bushes with my hatchet and my knife
Hollerin' hoe -de- hoe.

And if ya think that I sound like I ain't quite right
Just a bashin' thru the boonies in the middle of the night
And a screamin' my lungs out with all a my might
well I just stubbed my big toe!

So if you go off on vacation feller and you choose
To go bashin' thru the bushes better wear your shoes
Or you might learn how to sing the of big toe blues
Hoe-de-hoe -de-oh-h-h-h-h-h!

A-A-E-E-E-E-H!

[Time: 3:06 Written By: H.E. Pearson Jr. A.K.A Mr. "NOBODY" Jones
Copyright: 1988
Published By: Nobody One Publishing BMI April 17, 1997]