She's got the anger of a suffragette
but she's crying a river
She's got the smile of a side show clown
but she stands and delivers
I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll
and to get some rhythm
I'm on the prowl but who would've thought
that I couldn't pick em

Maybe you can help me,
I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby can't you help me,
you know I hate dancing by myself

I see a looker with a neon top,
so I started talking
She holds the wall up with a broken shoulder,
so I started walking
I turn the corner and who do I spot,
it's that girl from TV
I spilt my liquor and my buzz is gone,
and my stroll ain't easy

Baby you can help me,
I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby can't you help me,
you know I hate dancing by myself