One time I ate at a restaurant,
The food was disgusting and bad,
The spaghetti had fungus,
The rats were humongous,
And the waitress threw up on my dad.

Then my brother, he ordered a chicken breast,
It smelled and was starting to rot
And the meatloaf had worms,
And the gravy had germs,
And it tasted like somebody's snot

Bring me a bag, I am vomiting

(This is the rest of the song. It wasn't on the show, please!)
My stomach is not feeling right,
There's hair in my soup,
And my fruit's full of poop,
Oh, this food might just kill me tonight.