Dear blank, I'm sorry I blanked your blank
But you'd understand if you knew
How much beer that I drank
I know, today is going too fucking slow
So take a number, get in line,
I'll tell you all where to go

It's last call, here I am again in the hall
I guess nobody gets my jokes at all
It's no prize, being me and getting too wise
They just make you turn around and go apologize

PRE-CHORUS
I don't want to lose what I've got
But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

CHORUS
No, I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm sorry", bombs away!
No, I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my brain
I'm numb, can't kill my fun
If you're good and done
Then thank you just the same
Cause I don't owe you anything

About now, you're thinking to yourself,
"Just how did this jerk make it through
School without ever getting plowed?
That wannabe, I see him all the time on TV
What makes this kamikaze think he's any better than me?"
I'll tell you though, it's something
That I've learned you should know
I'm so used to the phrase "I told you so"
It's my brain, it may be certified insane
At least I'm not like you whiners,
Man you're all the same

PRE-CHORUS
I don't want to lose what I've got
But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

CHORUS
No, I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm sorry", bombs away!
No, I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my brain
I'm numb, can't kill my fun
If you're good and done
Then thank you just the same
Cause I don't owe you anything

I don't care if there's a time or place I'll be right there
Didn't anybody tell you
I don't care if there's a will there's a way for me

Dear blank, I'm sorry I blanked your blank
I know, today is going so slow

CHORUS
No (no), I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm sorry", bombs away!
No (no), I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my brain
I'm numb, can't kill my fun
If you're good and done
Then thank you just the same
Cause I don't owe you anything