Oh my God what do I see?
Is this what they called 'the land of the free'?
Where a he turns out to be a she
But where I can't say 'fuck' live on t.v.?

Oh my dear what did I see?
It's a bunch of rednecks live on t.v.
People don't worry, Jerry has the key
Join and destroy your family

Jerry rules in the land of the free (x2)
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry rules in the land of the free

Oh my God, what drugs is he on?
How long does it take to find such a moron?
And while the audience shouts 'Jerry, Jerry'
They got fooled by a woman called Jim Carrey

Jerry rules in the land of the free (x2)
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry rules in the land of the free

Jerry rules in the land of the free (x2)
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry rules in the land of the free

Oh my dear, this show is a thrill
Is that Hillary who beats the shit out of Bill?
If you really show us U.S. society today
I'd best call Saddam "send bombs rightaway!"

Jerry rules in the land of the free (x2)
The king, the God of American TV
Jerry fuck your U.S. hypocrisy