A punk band was playing in a pub
Jimmy was there and so was I
He was drunk as he always is
So drunk that he had some fun
The fucking bouncer threw him out
on the street he was laying down
Five degrees cold and a lot of snow
So he did what he had to do
A punk band was playing in a pub
Jimmy was there and so was I
He was drunk as he always is
So drunk that he had some fun

Do the Jimmy
After a while he took off his pants
He was jerking off
Yeah yeah yeah
And then he took a pee on himself
The ambulance came and picked him up
Do the Jimmy