Stealin' cars, lost in bars
Treating hard-to-be's like superstars
I wanna come home at 3 AM
I love my records
Alright, I'm gonna play 'em
Problem child, problem child
We think you live much too wild
Problem child, problem child
When you get home
Your daddy's gonna tan your hide
I gave a dose to my sister
Only need to be a teen-dream hipster
I don't care about my grades at school

Or my teacher
My probation lady says, you ain't so cool
Problem child, problem child
We think you live much too wild
Problem child, problem child
When you get home
Your daddy's gonna tan your hide
Problem child, problem child
When you get home
Your daddy's gonna tan your hide