Told my friend a joke
Sure enuff he didn't get it
Threw my dad a bone
But the fucker didn't fetch it
Held a kid for ransom
But noone cared to cough up
Brought me home some bacon
But noone cared to fry it
Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick
Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick
Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick
Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick
Drove my parents nuts
And the idiots plan to stop me

Broke some assholes nose
But he laughed and said he loved it
Asked a hooker for a nickle
But the slut couldn't spare it
Sucked my mama's dick
And she pretended not to like it
Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick
Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick
Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick
Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick
Fed up fed up fed up