So assuming that this weekend there's,
A part of me that's thinkin',
Of coming up to join you.
You know I sure wouldnt want to,
Ruin all your chances,
On your one night stand romances.
Doing tequila shots;
I always loved you but it was never enough.

And while your licking salt off of each other,
Know that I'll be wishing,
Throwing some over my shoulder.
Hoping for sores to form upon your lips,
So the alcohol burns warm with every sip.
Are you burning now?
Dial 911 emergency,
To cool you down.

And when you wake tommorow morning with,
A hang over from hell,
Don't bother calling me.
There's no need for you to kiss and tell,
Because tonight will be my night.
I'm calling all my friends.
The boys are going out tonight.

The potion in our bottles it will be singing me to sleep.
The worm at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep.

It says "Hey man, stand up for yourself.
Hey man, I've got a plan for you,
It's working oh so well"

I picked up the pay phone and I held the zero down.
Please operator, collect call to Allentown.
The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind,
Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of the night.

Yeah, so tonight, will be my night.
I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight.