Ryan:
A long time ago in a land far away
lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,
but so sad that she hardly speaky.
Still, if you listen well,
you'll hear her secret wish.

Sharpay:
Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince.

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
maka heekee mala heenee who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Oooooooooooh!
Hawana waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu.

Ryan, the fog?

Ryan:
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
that has left him all wet and scaly.

Sharpay:
I sing from my heart of the power of love,
just a girl with a uku...

Ryan and Sharpay:
...lele come to me, my sweet one, and be still.
I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill.
My sweet prince.

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

Now this is where we lean into the whole
kabuki thing.

Sharpay Ryan & Girls:
The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,
and the ocean had a fit.

Sharpay:
(Ryan, where's my ocean!?)

Sharpay, Ryan & Girls:
Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder
cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit.

Sharpay [spoken]:
(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!)

Sharpay & Ryan:
Riki, Riki, Riki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky.
With the mighty spirit Fufu
Tiki, Tiki, Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
So words I do not mince.

Sharpay:
So words I do not mince.
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.
This is real fish talk... No lie.

And then the fish turns into a
gorgeous prince and sings:
I'm Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Maka heekee mala heenee who.
(With me!)
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu

Sharpay:

EVERYBODY!

All:
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Maka heekee mala heenee who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooooooooooh!
Hawana waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu.
waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu.
waka waka waka neakee pu...
pu...
pu!

Ahh...!!