America, this is where your dreams will come true
Act like a b*tch, and you'll probably get your face on the tube
America, when you gonna try something new?

America, this is where your dreams will come true
Act like a slut, and all the kids will look up to you
America, where TMZ's considered the news

We just wanna be rich, wanna drown in my money
We don't gotta look good, we don't have to be funny
I won't do a damn thing, put my face on this TV
And I'll be the joke, woah, woah
We just wanna be rich, have a tub full of champagne
A black credit card, that's wearing my last name
I just wanna be rich, star in a porn,
And I'll be outta this show, woah, woah

America, there's probably a contest for you
Could make you famous, while we're making fun of you too
America, I don't think you're getting the clue

We just wanna be rich, wanna drown in my money
We don't gotta look good, we don't have to be funny
I won't do a damn thing, put my face on this TV
And I'll be the joke, woah, woah
We just wanna be rich, have a tub full of champagne
A black credit card, that's wearing my last name
I just wanna be rich, star in a porn,
And I'll be outta this show, woah, woah

Dance for the money
Shake your ass for them dollar bills
Shake your ass for some money
Show me the money, money, money
Whoa, whoa
Show me the money, money, money

We just wanna be rich, wanna drown in my money
We don't gotta look good, we don't have to be funny
I won't do a damn thing, put my face on this TV
And I'll be the joke, woah, woah
We just wanna be rich, have a tub full of champagne
A black credit card, that's wearing my last name
I just wanna be rich, star in a porn,
And I'll be outta this show, woah, woah

America, there's probably a contest for you
Could make you famous, while we're making fun of you too
America, I don't think you're getting the clue

Wake the f*ck up!