Intro: Im Baaack

Seemingly Harmless-
if you ask me, hip hop is at its worst state
hip hop is on a diet and its not overweight
my real name is alexander tha great
if i put you on a string i could use you as bait
im as tight as my girls ass
ill smoke you like harry finger grass
get outta my way cuz when i get mad
its like carbon monoxide gas
c'mon cena youre an embarrasment to rap
youre nasty like water tap
youre face is takin a crap
you aint got a glass jaw
but u need a chin strap
to stop that blabber mouthin
its like 94 im west coast
youre old south
me and dope boy will merk you
this situation youre in is beserk
like a rock kangaroo
im the boogie man
youre overdue
damn you got a short attention span
i bet u dropped outta college
cuz i can tell by what u are u got no knowledge
youre a jackass like jonny knoxville
wannabe black like eminem but u got no bills
and youre a faggot like the capital of brazil
Now i gotta hate 50
cuz youre so damn thrifty
look down my 4,4,4,4,4
i bet you dont shop at a haberdashery store
im tired of surburbian niggaz talkin about they
come from projects
i bet u and emeinem have extramaritial sex
y r u jealous of the Game
damn its a bloody shame
why is this nigga fat joe always yelling crack
dont diss back
or youll get an asthma attack
brush ure teeth or ure nick name should be
bacterial plaque
u alittle kid cuz you still have a piggy bank
ure worth nothing like a central african rebublic
franc
Nigga u should think tank
cuz i rank in a millitary rank
Yea imma thug
u hella short r u on an antibacterial drug
cuz ure hella short like eazy e
or an american angelica tree
yes yes yall
short and old like saints peter and paul
and youre gay like the capital of nepaul