The Mad Professor Blyth is working on his pet invention

To dematerialize himself into the fourth dimension

He's got his mind set on illusion, to find the secrets of diffusion

Conclusion, he disappeared



Tried it on his cat one gray night when it was foggy

Never got it back, oh, what happened to his Moggy?

He's got his mind set on illusion, to find the secrets of diffusion

Conclusion, he disappeared



And all the kids around about his neighborhood

Used to laugh at him and call him names

'Silly old bat', 'Freaky four eyes', sort of things they used to shout

He can't hear them now



He's disappeared



Colleagues at the lab, they all thought that he was crazy

Don't know where he's at, his formulas to them are hazy

He had his mind set on illusion, he found the secrets of diffusion

Conclusion, he disappeared