We take walks in storms on rainy nights

When it's cold I hold you close to me

When we dine you help me choose the wine

It's these things that mean so much to me



Ain't this a peculiar situation?

We're lovers but we don't make love

But when these things mean so much to us

Well, that's all right



I don't think your father is too rich

And I know your mother has good taste

And it's not because you're beautiful

When you're busy you find time for me



Ain't this a peculiar situation?

We're lovers but we don't make love

But when these things mean so much to us

Well, that's all right



But when these things mean so much to us

Well, that's all right



You do well at things that interest you

When asked out you never turn away

If you're wrong you don't mind saying so

Not too proud to phone me when you're down



Ain't this a peculiar situation?

We're lovers but we don't make love

But when these things mean so much to us

Well, that's all right, right



Ain't this a peculiar situation?

Ain't this a peculiar situation?

Ain't this a peculiar situation?