So this Great Britain? Welcome aboard
a sinking ship that's full of shit and someone's nicked the oars
With failing false economies and anti-punk autonomy
our once unique identity's been washed from our shores

Yeah this is Great Britain and these are our whores -
David and Victoria there's hope for us all
Yeah, you can rule britannia. the media will marry you,
they'll build you up and knock you down just like The Berlin Wall

In a Land Of Hope and Glory, do we really rule the waves?
The truth is a different story, we're all just a bunch of slaves

Yeah this is Great Britain, so let's raise a jar
just look at Georgie Best and how it got him so far
the prince of pleasure lost his crown for getting high and gettin down
The alcoholic anti-hero's visibly scarred

Come on Great Britain, let's sleep around
sex is so much fun we better spread it around
it really is infectious and your soul is nothing precious
so grab some meat and treat your loins to that by which they're bound

In a Land Of Hope and Glory, do we really rule the waves?
The truth is a different story, we're all just a bunch of slaves
just a bunch of slaves
just a bunch of slaves

We'll soon be state Britain if our best friends have their way
just another star upon the flag across the waves (x2)

In a Land Of Hope and Glory, do we really rule the waves?
The truth is a different story, we're all just a bunch of slaves
just a bunch of slaves
just a bunch of slaves