Well...
The Poopsmith He Could Talk (Poopsmith: Hello)
And Marzipan Would Rock (Marzipan Squeals On Her Guitar)
And The Stick Would Be This Big Old Tree
That Would Eat Everybody Except The Cheat And Me
(Strong Mad: AND ME!)
(Strong Bad: We'll See)
And The King Of Town Would Be Underground
In A Box Filled Up With Peas
(KOT: I Hate Peas)
(Strong Bad: I Know)
Bubs Would Give Away Flamethrowers
That Shoot Chocolate Hundred Dollar Bills
(Bubs: Imitation Chocolate)
And My Stupid Baby Brother Would Have Been Born
With Horns And A Tail
(Strong Sad: I'm Evil)
And Coach Z Would This Cool Jacket
And Homestar Just Couldn't Have It
And Pom Pom Wouldn't Change At All
Except To Look Like An ABA Basketball
2...3...3...
And This Little Wierdo Would Be
A Modestly Hot Girl To Help Me
Through The Hard Times You Know
The Kind That Are Only Sorta Hot
So They Won't Mess Around With Other Guys
(Modestly Hot Homsar: I'm Forever Your Girl)
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