If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do,
But play cops and robbers, cops and robbers.

We want a revolution and we're baying for your blood,
We're laying down the law and your name is mud,
So you like to be a member of the human race?
You want to be a good boy but you couldn't stand the taste.

Blame Simon, cos he said,
You got two lives down and one life left,
Blame Simon, cos he said,
You can think better with a hole in your head.
Ohh you can think better with a hole in your head.

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do,
But play cops and robbers, cops and robbers.
If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do,
But play cops and robbers, cops and robbers.

You got your revolution but you're waging war again,
Marching on the spot when you should of made ammends,
You say you'll fight for us, cross your heart and hope to die,
You're a bully on the playground and we'll hang you out to dry.

Blame Simon, cos he said,
You got two lives down and one life left,
Blame Simon, cos he said,
You can think better with a hole in your head.
Ohh you can think better with a hole in your head.

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do,
But play cops and robbers, cops and robbers.
If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do,
But play cops and robbers, cops and robbers.

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do,
But play cops and robbers, cops and robbers.
If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do,
But play cops and robbers, cops and robbers.