You can ring, you can ring and I won't show up
You can phone you can phone and I won't pick up
You can write and you can fax, straight in the scrap
You can scream and you can shout and I won't wake up

But you can catch me on the Web
Click me, click on me
Link me on the Web
Oh baby, I'll hyperlink to you
Surf me on the Web
My page is all for you
Call me on the Web
I'll open, open my windows to you

You can ring, you can ring and I won't show up
You can phone you can phone and I won't pick up
You can write and you can fax, straight in the scrap
You can scream and you can shout and I won't wake up

But you can catch me on the Web
Click me, click on me
Link me on the Web
Oh baby, I'll hyperlink to you
Surf me on the Web
My page is all for you
Call me on the Web
I'll open, open my windows to you

And I won't show up
And I won't pick up
Straight in the scrap
And I won't wake up

But you can catch me on the Web
Click me, click on me
Link me on the Web
Oh baby, I'll hyperlink to you
Surf me on the Web
My page is all for you
Call me on the Web
I'll open, open my windows to you