It's me versus you and love, it's me versus you and love
It's me versus you and love, it's me versus you and love
It's me versus you and love, we'll tag team, double up
Hit you in the sweet-spot and make you wish you'd buffed up

The gloves are off
The gloves are off

It's me and Phil messin' around
Taken us a man down
But while you've got us on the ropes
We plan to play the mess around

He's technically trained
You've got him buckled up and he will misbehave
You weigh big at the trained
But I've got the power and the glory in my body brains

The gloves are off
The gloves are off

So why you gonna have to fight dirty
Don't fight dirty, don't hit me with the chair
The gloves are off
So why you gonna have to fight dirty
Don't fight dirty, don't bite me in the face
The gloves are off

Now what you gonna do when I come for you with all that I've got
I've got a roll of coins
I'm aiming for your loins and I will never stop

I learned all I know from watching the wrestling
I think you think I'm about to throw the towel in

Here comes Four Jack, watch your back, watch your back
He'll charm you with the double ax and then he brings the tire tax
He's not dressed for a cage
He's rodent gum and strictly for another age
Here we come, drop kick, half nelson, full nelson, Willy Nelson
Willy Nelson

Body slam, suplex, headlock, summer slam,
Elbow drop, belly flop, cage match, grudge match

It's me versus, me versus, me versus, me versus [echoing]

(Me versus [echoing])
I learned all I know from watching the wrestling
(Me versus [echoing])
I think you think I'm about to throw the towel in
Everyone one knows Monday night he's wrestling